POSERS AND LOSERS NOT WANTED AD

Wanted: one good man who knows a woman's worth

Hip hop, gangster, and DJ posers and losers
Need not apply for the post of "significant other.

"As Paula Cole sang, "Where have all the cowboys gone?"
Where did mamas & papas go wrong
In raising MEN?

Most applicants I've noticed
Only want a token white chick
With a J-Lo ass, worth one good screw.
Puhleeze, I'll pass.

To them, beauty is only skin and va-jay-jay deep
.They never bother to look beneath.
I have a mind, a heart, a soul,
That make my size-18 ass look petite.

My mind, they'll never be able to wrap theirs around
Because they can't grasp the finer points in life.
My heart, they'll never have because, like the grinch, theirs is two sizes too small
(Along with another part of their anatomy).
My soul, too expansive for their feeble existence
Because they're not even as two-dimensional as a cardboard cutout.

So you see, while I may be advertising for a man,
YOU are the reason why you will never see my ad on Craiglist.

(2-20-2008)