BASS-SEEKING MISSILE

WHOOMPAH..WHOOMPAH..WHOOMPAH!!!

+++++++BOOM!+++++++

The sound breaks the sound barrier and my eardrums.
It’s not the first time some offending big audio dynamite has blown my ear out, no!
But it is the last time, yes…..

I take out my secret weapon.
I aim my bass-seeking missile___and fire.
Homing in, it seeks out the deep, throbbing bass vibrations
Of way-loud subwoofers.
It zeroes in on the sound, so loud it rattles your teeth.
It digs so deep.

WHOOMPAH..WHOOMPAH..WHOOMPAH!!!

+++++++BOOM!!!+++++++

Silence…..is golden.

(7-1-2003)
(rev. 11-20-2008)