THY KISS

How do I rank thy kiss?

Let me recount the ways...

Thy smile is wrinkled and pugly.

Thy lips are like Brilo pad.

Thy teeth as yellow as the noon sun.

Thy tongue as furry as mouldy bread.

In other words, it reeks.

And thee had to ask.

(5-1-1999)

(rev. 3-5-2002)